Psst, you! Yes, you! Are you a person eligible to vote in the UK today? Have you done so?
Yes? \o/ Have a cookie.
No? Please do so! I don't care who you vote for* but please vote. Voter apathy might leave us stuck with another four years of Gordon I-Can't-Smile-So-I-Smirk Brown or it might let crazy people like Philippa Stroud in.
If you're a woman, other women died so you could vote. If you're not a woman, people in other countries are dying so they can vote. Use your vote!
*This is a lie; please don't vote BNP.