Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13 (if that. Where did my porn go?)
Length: 2900 words
Notes: For the B-Movie Ficathon Challenge. My prompt: Attack of the Crab Monsters. This fic required effort. I had to, like, research stuff and my Dorling Kindersly Children’s Illustrated Encyclopaedia was invaluable...
Huge thanks to
janne_d for beta. Any bits that don’t suck are due to her.ETA on 02.11.10 - the lovely
reena_jenkins has recorded a podfic of this story here.( Click for FicCollapse )